Quick Reference Sheet
Printable Text Abbreviations Guide
A concise, easy-to-read printable reference sheet summarizing common text abbreviations, conversational slang, and professional workplace shortcuts.
1. Everyday Texting & Chat Shortcuts
.02 two cents worth
;S Hmm? What did you say?
?4U I have a question for you
@TEOTD At the end of the day
^^ read message above
^5 High-five
^URS Up yours
10M Ten man
10Q Thank you
10X Thanks
121 One-to-one
14AA41 One for all, and all for one
1CE Once
1DR I wonder
1NAM One in a million
1TG, 2TG number of items needed for win
1UP extra life
2B To be
2day Today
2EZ Too easy
2F4U Too Fast For You
2G2BT Too good to be true
2M2H Too much too handle
2MI Too much information
2MOR Tomorrow
2MORO Tomorrow
2N8 Tonight
2nite Tonight
2NTE Tonight
4AO For adults only
4COL fucking out loud
4EAE Forever and ever
4EVA Forever
4NR Foreigner
4SALE For sale
4YEO FYEO For Your Eyes Only
6Y Sexy
A/N Author’s note
A/S/L Age/sex/location
A3 Anytime, anywhere, anyplace
AA Alcoholics Anonymous
AAB Average At Best
AAC Apple Audio Compression
AAF As a friend
AAK Alive And Kicking
AAMOF As a matter of fact
AAMOI As a matter of interest
AAP Always a pleasure
AAR At any rate
AAS Alive and smiling
AASHTA As always, Sheldon has the answer
AAT And Another Thing At All Times
AAWY And Also With You
AAYF As always, your friend
ABBR abbreviation
ABC American Born Chinese
ABD Already been done
ABDC America’s Best Dance Crew (TV show)
ABF All But Face
ABFAB Absolutely Fabulous
ABT About
ABT2 ‘About to’
ABTA Good-bye (signoff)
ABU Anyone but (Manchester) United
AC Air Conditioning Alternating Current
ACC Anyone can come
ACD ALT / CONTROL / DELETE
ACDNT Accident
ACE marijuana cigarette
ACK Acknowledge
ACLU American Civil Liberties Union
ACP Automatic Colt Pistol
ACPT Accept
ACQSTN Acquisition
ACTA Anti-Counter fucking Trade Agreement
ACU Army Combat Uniform
AD Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord)
ADAD Another day, another dollar
ADBB All done, bye-bye
ADD Attention Deficit Disorder
ADDY Address
ADED All Day Every Day
ADGTH All Dogs Go To Heaven
ADIH Another day in hell
ADIP Another day in paradise
ADL All Day Long
ADN Any day now
ADR All Due Respect
ADS Aim(ing) Down Sights
ADSL Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
ADTR A Day To Remember (band)
AE American Eagle (clothing)
AEAE And Ever And Ever
AEAP As early as possible
AF April Fools
AFAIA As Far As I’m Aware
AFAIAA As far as I am aware
AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned
AFAIC As far as I am concerned
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK As far as I know
AFAIR As Far As I Remember
AFAP As far as possible
AFC Away From Computer
AFFA Angels Forever, Forever Angels
AFI A Fire Inside (Band)
AFL Australian Football League
AFN All For Now
AFP Away From Phone
AFPOE A fresh pair of eyes
AFRL Away From Real Life
AFS Always, Forever and Seriously
AFZ Acronym Free Zone
AGC Automatic Gain Control
AGH Ain’t Gonna Happen
AGI agility
AGP Accelerated Graphics Port
AGT America’s Got Talent (TV show)
AGW All Going Well
AH At home
AI Artificial Intelligence As If
AIAMU And I am a money’s uncle
AIB Am I Boverd?
AIDS Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
AIGF All In Good Fun
AIGHT Alright
AIIC As If I Care
AIKRN All I know right now
AINEC And It’s Not Even Close
AIO All In One
AIR As I remember
AISB As I said before
AISI As I see it
AITR Adult In The Room
AITYD And I Think You Do
AIYC As If You Care
AJ Apple Juice
AKA Also Known As
AKTF Always Keep the Faith
ALCON All concerned
ALF Animal Liberation Front
ALG Ain’t Life Grand
ALIHAL At Least I Have A Life
ALKQN Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation
ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALU Arithmetic Logic Unit
AMA Ask Me Anything
AMAA Ask Me Almost Anything
AMAP As much as possible
AMBW All my best wishes
AMD Advanced Micro Devices
AMG Ah My God
AMN Any Minute Now
AMOF As a matter of fact
AMOG Alpha Male Of Group
AMT Alpha-Methyltryptamine
AMV Anime Music Video
AMW America’s Most Wanted (TV show)
AN Author’s Note
ANC African National Congress
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now fucking Completely Different
ANTM America’s Next Top Model
AO Adults Only
AOC Available on cell
AOD All Of Day
AOE Area Of Effect
AOM Age of majority
AON All Or Nothing As Of Now
AOS Ahead Of Schedule
AOT As Opposed To Among Other Things
AOTA All of the above
AOTS Attack of the Show (TV show)
AOW All Out War
AOYP Angel on Your Pillow
AP Associated Press
APAC All praise and credit
APB All Points Bulletin
APC Armoured Personnel Carrier
API Application Programming Interface
APN As Per Normal
APO Authorized Personnel Only
APP Application
APU As Per Usual
APYR As Per Your Request
AQAP As Quickly As Possible
AR Assault Rifle
ARC Archive (compressed files)
ARE Acronym rich environment
ARG Argument
ARK Act of Random Kindness
ARPU Average Revenue Per User
ASAIC As Soon As I Can
ASAIK As Soon As I Know
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASAS As Soon As Sensible
ASAYC As Soon As You Can
ASBO Anti Social Behaviour Order
ASIG And so it goes
ASL Age/sex/location
ASLA Age/sex/location/availability
AT At your terminal
ATAP Any Time, Any Place
ATB All the best
ATC Air Traffic Control
ATEOTD At the end of the day
ATF All Time Favorite
ATGATT All The Gear All The Time (motorcycling)
ATH All Time High
ATM At the moment
ATMO According To My Opinion
ATN Any Time Now
ATOY Always Thinking of you
ATQ Answer The Question
ATSITS All the stars in the sky
ATSL Along the same line (or lines)
ATST At The Same Time
ATT At This Time All The Time
ATTT Ain’t That The Truth
ATV All Terrain Vehicle
ATVB All The Very Best
ATW All The Way
ATWA Air, Trees, Water, Animals All The Way Alive
AWC After awhile crocodile
AWESO Awesome
AWOL Absent without leave
AYBABTU All your base are belong to us
AYDY Are you done yet?
AYEC At your earliest convenience
AYOR At your own risk
AYS Are you serious?
AYSOS Are you stupid or something?
AYT Are you there?
AYTMTB And you’re telling me this because
AYV Are you vertical?
AYW As you wish
AZN Asian
B& Banned
B/C Because
B/G Background
B2W Back to work
B4 Before
B4N Bye for now
B8 Bait
BA Bad ass
BACS Bankers Automated Clearing System
BAFO Best and final offer
BOO best friend
BAH Bored As Hell
BAM Below average mentality
BAMF Bad ass mother fucker
BAO Be aware of
BASIC anything mainstream
BASOR Breathing a sigh of relief
BAY Back at ya
BB Be back
BB4N Bye-Bye For Now
BBAM Be Back After Meal
BBB Bugging Beyond Belief
BBBW Big Beautiful Black Woman
BBEG Big Bad Evil Guy
BBFL Best Buds For Life
BBFN Bye Bye For Now
BBG Best Be Going
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBIAM Be Back In A Minute
BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW Be Back In A While
BBK Boy Better Know
BBL Be Back Later
BBM Blackberry Messaging
BBML Be Back Much Later
BBN Bye, bye now
BBO Being Bored Online
BBQ Barbecue Better Be Quick
BBR Blonde, Brunette, Redhead
BBS Be Back Soon Bulletin Board System
BBT Be Back Tomorrow
BBV Brags Beats and Variance (poker)
BBW Big Beautiful Woman
BBWL Be Back Way Later
BC Because
BCBW Bow Chica Bow Wow
BCC Blind Carbon Copy
BCD Behind Closed Doors
BCE Before Common Era (like )
BCF Best Cousin Forever
BCG Birth Control Glasses
BCNU Be seeing you
BCOS Because
BCS Bowl Championship Series
BD Big Deal
BDAY Birthday
B-DAY Birthday
BDOML Best Day Of My Life
BDU Brain Dead User Battle Dress Uniform
BEG Big evil grin
BELF Blood Elf
BF2 Battlefield 2
BFA Best Friends Always
BFAM Brother From Another Mother
BFAW Best friend at work
BFB Better From Behind
BFD Big fucking deal
BFF Best Friends Forever
BFFAE Best Friends Forever
BFFL Best Friend For Life
BFFLE Best Friends For Like Ever
BFFLNMW Best friends for life, no matter what
BFFLTDDUP Best Friends For Life Till Death Do Us Part
BFFN Best Friend For Now
BFFWB Best Friend Forever With Benefits
BFG Big fucking grin
BFITW Best Friend In The World
BFN Bye For Now
BFP Bad For Pics
BFTP Blast From The Past
BFUT Best Friends Until Tomorrow
BFWB Best Friend With Benefits
BG Big grin
BGD Black Gangster Disciples
BGF Best Girl/Guy Friend
BGM Background Music
BGT Britain’s Got Talent (TV show)
BGWM Be gentle with me
BH Be Happy Bloody Hell Big Head
BHD Bad Hair Day
BHL8 Be Home Late
BHM Big Handsome Man
BHO Barak Hussein Obama
BHS Be Home Soon
BIBO Beer in, beer out
BIC Believe It Comrade
BICBW But I Could Be Wrong
BIEH Best I Ever Had
BIF Before I forget
BIFFL Best Internet Friend For Life
BIH Burn in hell
BIL Brother in law
BING But It’s Not Google
BION Believe it or not
BIOYA Blow it out your *a*
BIOYN Blow it out your nose
BIS Best in slot
BLNT Better luck next time
Bloke Man (Discord)
BM&Y Between me and you
BM4L Best Mates For Life
BMB Bebo Me Back
BMBO Blow My Brains Out
BME Based on my experience
BMFE Best Mates Forever
BMFL Best Mates For Life
BMG Be My Guest
BMI Body Mass Index
BML Bless My Life
BMOC Big Man On Campus
BMT Be fucking
BMTH Bring Me The Horizon (Band)
BMTTVE Best Mates ‘Til The Very End
BMUS Beam me up, Scotty
BMX Bicycle Motocross
BN Bad news
BNB Bad News
BNF Big Name Fan
BNI Batteries Not Included
BNIB Brand New In Box
BNOC Big Name On Campus
BNP British National Party
BNR But Not Really
BNWOT Brand New Without Tags
BNWT Brand New With Tags
BO Body Odour
BOB Back off *buddy*
BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOE bind on equip
BOED Book of Exalted Deeds ( )
BOGO Buy One Get One
BOGOF Buy One Get One Free
BOGSAT Bunch O fucking Around Talking
BOHICA Bend over here it comes again
BOL Best of luck
BOLO Be on the look out
BOM *b* of mine
BOOMS Bored out of my skull
BOP bind on pickup
BPLM Big person little mind
BR Best regards
BRB Be Right Back
BRBB Be right back *b*
BRD Bored
BRH Be right here
BRNC Be right back, nature calls
BRO Brother
BRT Be right there
BSF But seriously folks
BSOD Blue screen of death
BSTS Better safe than sorry
BTA But then again
BTDT Been there, done that
BTT Back to Topic
BTW By The Way
BTYCL ‘Bootycall’
Buff changed and is now stronger
BURN Used to reference an insult
BYOB Bring your own beer
BYOC Bring your own computer
BYOD Bring your own device
BYOH Bat you on (the) head
BYOP Bring your own paint (paintball)
BYTM Better you than me
C&P Copy and Paste
C4N Ciao for now
CAD Control + Alt + Delete
Cakeday Birthday (Reddit)
CAM Camera (SMS)
CB Coffee break
CC Carbon Copy
CCIE Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert
CCL Couldn’t Care Less
CCNA Cisco Certified Network Associate
CCR Creedence Clearwater Revival (band)
CCTV Closed-Circuit Television
CCW Counterclockwise Carrying a Concealed Weapon
CD Compact Disc Cross Dresser
CD9 Code 9, parents are around
CDC Cult of the Dead Cow Crudely Drawn Cock
CD-RW Compact Disk Rewritable
CFS Care for secret?
CFY Calling for you
CHK Check
CIAO Good-bye (Italian word)
CICO Coffee in, coffee out
CID Consider it done
CLD Could
CLK Click
CLWY Can’t Live Without You
CM Call Me
CMAP Cover my *a* partner
CMAR Cry Me A River
CMB Call Me Back
CME Close My Eyes
CMEO Crying My Eyes Out
CMI Count Me In
CMIIW Correct Me If I’m wrong.
CMIYC Catch Me If You Can
CML Call Me Later
CMN Call Me Now
CMON Come on
CMS Content Management System
CMU Cracks Me Up
CMYK Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/blacK
CNN Cable News Network
CNY Chinese New Year
COA Certificate Of Authenticity
COD Cash On Delivery Call Of Duty
COH City of Heroes
COL Crying Out Loud
COS Because
CR8 Create
CRAFT Can’t remember a * fucking* thing
Cray crazy
CRB Come right back
CRE8 Create
CRIT critical hit
CRS Can’t remember *stuff*
CRZ Crazy
CT Can’t talk
CTA Call to action
CTC Care to chat?
CTHU Cracking the *heck* up
CTN Can’t talk now
CTO Check this out
CU See you
CU2 See you too
CUA See you around
CUL See you later
CULA See you later alligator
CUMID See you in my dreams
CURLO See you around like a donut
CWD Comment when done
CWOT Complete waste of time
CWTSY Can’t Wait To See You
CWYL Chat With You Later.
CX Correction
CYA See you
CYAL8R See you later
CYB Count Your Blessings
CYBI Can You Believe It?
CYDI Can You Dig It?
CYE Check Your Email
CYEP Close your eyes partner
CYF Cross Your fuckingers
CYL Catch You Later
CYM Check Your Mail
CYO See you online
CYS Check your Settings
D/L Download
d00d Dude
D2 Dedos / fuckingers (Spanish SMS)
D46? Down for sex?
DA The
DAE Does anyone else?
DAFUQ (What) the *Freak*?
DAM Don’t annoy me
DAoC Dark Age of Camelot
DBEYR Don’t believe everything you read
DC Disconnect
DD Due diligence
DDG Drop dead gorgeous
DEEZ NUTZ annoy you
DERP stupid or silly
DF Don’t even go there
DFL Dead * fucking* last
DGA Don’t go anywhere
DGAF Don’t give a *freak*
DGMW Don't get me wrong
DGT Don’t go there
DGYF Dang, girl you fine
DIIK Darned if I know
DIKU Do I know you?
DIKY Do I know you?
DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a *freak*?
DILLIGAS Do I look like I give a sugar?
DIS Did I say?
DITYID Did I tell you I’m distressed?
DIY Do it yourself
DKDC Don’t know, don’t care
DKP Dragon kill points
DL Dead link
DLN Don’t Look Now
DLS Dirty Little Secret
DLTBGYD Don’t Let The Bastards Grind You Down
DLTM Don’t Lie To Me
DLV Demonstration of Lower Value
DN Doing Nothing
DND Do Not Disturb
DNDC Don’t Know, Don’t Care
DNE Do Not Erase Does Not Exist
DNF Did Not Finish
DNFTT Do Not Feed The Troll
DNK Do Not Know
DNM Does Not Matter Deep and ful
DNR Dinner (SMS)
DNT Don’t
DNTK Don’t Need To Know
DNW Do Not Want
DOC Doctor Drug of Choice
DOD Day of Defeat
DOE Depends On Experience
DOF Depth of Field
DOFL Dying On fucking
DORBS Adorable
DOT Damage over time
Downvote Voting negatively
DQMOT Don’t quote me on this
DR Didn’t read
DRT Dead Right There
DSD Do Some Damage
DSL Digital Subscriber Line
DSP Digital Signal Processing
DST Daylight Saving Time
DT Down Town
DTA Don’t Trust Anyone
DTAM Death To All Men
DTB Don’t Text Back
DTC Down To Cuddle
DTD Drunk Till Dawn Drunk Till Death
DTE Down To Earth
DTH Down To Hang
DTL Does The Look
DTM Doing Too Much Dead To Me
DTMS Does That Make Sense?
DTMWTD Don’t Tell Me What To Do
DTP Disturbing The Peace
DTR Define the relationship
DTRT Do the right thing
DTS Don’t think so
DTT Don’t Touch That
DTTC Don’t Text The Cell
DTTD Don’t touch that dial
DTTM Don’t Talk To Me
DTYT Don’t Take Your Time
DUPE Duplicate
DUR Do you remember?
DV8 Deviate
DWBH Don’t Worry, Be Happy
DWF Divorced white female
DWM Divorced white male
DXNRY Dictionary
DYFI Did you find it?
DYFM Dude, you fascinate me
DYJHIW Don’t you just hate it when…?
DYNWUTB Do you know what you are talking about?
DYOR Do your own research
E1 Everyone
E2EG Ear to ear grin
EBM Electronic Body Music
EBT Electronic Benefits Transfer
EF4T Effort
EG Evil grin
EI Eat it
EIP Editing in progress
ELI5 Explain like I’m 5
EM E-mail
EMA E-mail address
EMBAR Embarassing
EMFBI Excuse me fucking in
EMFJI Excuse me fucking in
EMSG E-mail message
ENUF Enough
EOC End Of Conversion
EOE Equal Opportunity Employer
EOF End Of File
EOG End Of Grade
EOL End of lecture
EOM End of Message
EOR End Of Rant
EOS End of show
EOT End of transmission
EOTD End Of The Day
EOTW End Of The World
EOTWAWKI End Of The World As We Know It
EPOS Electronic Point Of Sale
EQ EverQuest
ES Erase screen
ESAD Eat *S* and die!
ESB Empire Stikes Back (Star Wars)
ESD Electro-Static Discharge
ESL English as Second Language
ESOL English for Speakers of Other Languages
ESP Extra Sensory Perception
ESTD Easier Said Than Done
ET Extra Terrestrial
ETC Et Cetera (and so on)
ETID EveryTime I Die (band)
ETW Enjoy The Weekend
EU European Union
EUA End User Agreement
EUC Excellent Used Condition
EULA End User License Agreement
EV Expected Value
EVA Ever
EVO Evolution
EWG Evil wicked grin (in fucking)
EWI Emailing while intoxicated
EXTRA over the top
EYC Excitable, yet calm
EZ Easy
EZY Easy
F2F Face to face
F2F or FTF Face To Face
FAB Fabulous
Facepalm embarrassment
FACK Full Acknowledge
FAM friends
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FAY *Freak* all you
FBF Flashback Friday
FBM Fine by me
FBOW For better or worse
FC fuckingers crossed
FC’INGO fucking out loud
FCOL fucking out loud
FF Follow Friday
FFA Free for all
FFS For *freak’*sakes
FICCL Frankly I couldn’t care a less
FIIK *Freaked* if I know
FIIOOH Forget it, I’m out of here
FIL Father in law
FISH First in, still here
FITB Fill in the blank
Finna Going to
FKA Formerly known as
FML *Freak* My Life
FOAD *Freak* off and die
FOAF Friend of a friend
FOMC fucking off my chair
FOMCL fucking o fucking
FOMO Fear Of Missing Out
FRT For real though
FTFY Fixed that for you
FTL For the loss
FTW For the win
FU *Freak* you
FUBAR Fouled up beyond all recognition
FUBB Fouled up beyond belief
FUD Face up deal
FUTAB Feet up, take a break
FW Forward
FWB Friend with benefits
FWIW For what it's Worth
FWM Fine with me
FWP First world problems
FYA For Your Amusement
FYC For Your Consideration
FYE For Your Entertainment
FYEO For Your Eyes Only
FYI For Your Information
FYK For Your Knowledge
FYM Free Your Mind
FYR For Your Review For Your Records
FYT For Your Time
G O A T Greatest Of All Time
G+ Google+
G2CU Good to see you
G2G Got to go
G2GICYAL8ER Got to go I’ll see you later
G2R Got to run
G2TU Got to tell u (you)
G4C Going for coffee
G9 Genius
GA Go Ahead
GAC Get a clue
GAFC Get a * fucking* clue
GAFIA Get Away From It All
GAFM Get Away From Me
GAL Get a life
GAS Got a second?
GB Goodbye
GBA God Bless America
GBFN Goodbye for Now
GBNF Gone But Not Forgotten
GBP Great British Pounds (Sterling)
GBTM Get Back To Me
GBTW Get Back To Work
GBU God Bless You
GBWY God Be With You
GBY God Bless You
GC Good Contition
GCF Good Clean Fun
GCMG God Calls Me God
GCWOK Gay Couple Without Kids
GD Good
GD/R Grinning, ducking, and running
GDFR Going Down For Real
GDI God Damn It
GDP Gross Domestic Product
GDR Grinning, ducking, and running
GE Good Evening
GF Girl friend
GFA Grenade Free America
GFAK Go Fly A Kite
GFC Global Financial Crisis
GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear
GFI Go For It
GFN Gone For Now
GFP Good For Pics
GFTW Go For The Win
GFU Good For You
GFY Good For You
GG Good Game
GGMSOT Gotta get me some of that
GGN Gotta Go Now
GGOH Gotta Get Outta Here
GGP Got to go pee
GH Guitar Hero
GHB Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (drug)
GHD Good Hair Day
GIAR Give it a rest
GIC Gift in crib
GIGO Garbage in, garbage out
GIRL Guy in real life
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I’d Said That.
GIY Google It Yourself
GIYF Google Is Your Friend
GJ Good Job
GJOAC Go Jump Off A Cliff
GJWHF Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
GK Good Kid
GKY Go Kill Yourself
GL Good luck
GL HF Good Luck, Have Fun
GL2U Good luck to you
GLA Good Luck All
GLAG Giggling Like A Girl
GLE Good luck everyone
GLE1 Good luck everyone
GLOTR Good Luck On The Rebuild
GLTA Good Luck to All
GLTY Good Luck To You
GLU Guys/Girsl Like Us
GLWS Good Luck With Sale
GLWT Good Luck With That
GMA Good Morning, America
GMAB Give Me A Break
GMBA Giggling my butt off
GMT Greenwich Mean Time
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GMV Got My Vote
GMY Good Man Yourself
GN Good Night
GNA Good night all
GND Girl Next Door
GNE Good Night and Everything
GNE1 Good night everyone
GNIGHT Good night
GNITE Good night
GNSD Good Night, Sweet Dreams
GOI Get over it
GOL Giggling out loud
GOMB Get off my back
GOMER Get Out of My Emergency Room, unwelcome patient
GOMF Get Outta My Face
GOML Get On My Level
GOOMF Get Out Of My Face
GOOML Get Out Of My Life
GOP Grand Old Party
GP General Principle
GPA Grade-Point Average
GPL General Public License
GPOY Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself
GPOYW Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday
GPRS General Packet Radio Services
GPS Global Positioning System
GR Gotta Run
GR&D Grinning, running and ducking
GR8 Great
GRATZ Congratulations
GRL Girl
GRWG Get right with God
GS Good shot
GSD Getting Stuff Done
GSM Global System for Mobile communications
GSR Gun Shot Residue
GSTQ God Save The Queen
GSW Gun Shot Wound
GT Good try
GTB Go To Bed
GTBB Good To Be Back
GTBOSH Glad To Be Of Some Help
GTD Getting Things Done
GTFO Get the *freak* out
GTFOH Get the *freak* outta here
GTG Got To Go
GTGG Got To Get Going
GTH Go To Hell
GTHBA Good Times Had By All
GTHO Get The Hell Out
GTK Good To Know
GTM Giggling To Myself
GTO Gran Turismo Omologato
GTRM Going To Read Mail
GTSY Good To See You
GTTS Got The T-Shirt
GTW Got To Work
GU Grow Up
GUCCI Good
GUD Good
GUTI Get Used To It
GW Good Work
GWC Guy With Camera
GWG Girl With Glasses
GWHTLC Glad we had this little chat
GWI Get With It
GWP Gift With Purchase
GWR Guinness World Records
GWS Get Well Soon
GWTF Go With The Flow
GWTP Get With The Program
GYALDEM Group of girls
GYC Get Your Coat
GYFS Get Your Facts Straight
GYO Get Your Own
GYT Get Yourself Tested
H2CUS Hope to see you soon
H8 Hate
H8TTU Hate to be you
HAG1 Have a good one
HAGD Have A Good Day
HAGE Have A Good Evening
HAGL Have A Good Life
HAGN Have A Good Night
HAGO Have A Good One
HAGS Have A Great Summer
HAGT Have A Great Time
HAISTK How Am I Supposed To Know?
HALP Help (Discord)
HAND Have A Nice Day
HAU How about you?
HAWT hot
HAY How Are You
HAYD How Are You Doing?
HAYT How Are You Today?
HB Hurry back
HBD Happy Birthday
H-BDAY Happy Birthday
HBN How About Now
HBP Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter)
HBT How ‘Bout That
HBTU Happy Birthday To You
HBTY Happy Birthday To You
HBU How about you?
HBY How About You?
HC Holy Cow
HCDAJFU He Could Do A Job For Us
HCIT How Cool Is That?
HD High-Definition
HDD Hard Disk Drive
HDTH How Did That Happen?
HDTV High Definition Television
HDY How Dare You
HDYD How Do You Do?
HDYDT How Did You Do That?
HDYK How Do/Did You Know?
HE Happy Ending High Explosives
HENRY High Earner, Not Rich Yet
HF Have Fun
HFAC Holy fucking animal crackers
H-FDAY Happy Father’s Day
HFFA Hot From Far Away
HFGL Have Fun, Good Luck
HFY Here For You Happy for You
HG Holy Grail
HGH Haters Gonna Hate
HGI How Goes It?
HGL Happy Go Lucky
HGTV Home and Garden Television
HGV Heavy Goods Vehicle
HH Holding Hands
HHIS Head hanging in shame
HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHWW Holding Hands While Walking
HIFW How I felt when
HIG How’s It Going?
HIIK Hell If I Know
HIMYM How I Met Your Mother (TV show)
HIV Human Immunodeficiency Virus
HIWTH Hate It When That Happens
HJNTIY He’s Just Not That Into You
HK Hong Kong Hostile Kids
HL Half Life (game)
HLA Hola / hello (Spanish SMS)
HLAS Hook, Line And Sinker
HMB reply
H-MDAY Happy Mother’s Day
HMI Human Machine Interface
HMIHY How May I Help You?
HML Hate My Life
HMP Help Me, Please
HMS Her Majesty’s Ship (UK)
HMU Hit Me Up
HMUL Hit Me Up Later
HMV His Master’s Voice
HNG Horny Net Geek
HNL (w)Hole ‘nother level
HNOS Home Network Operating System
HNR Hit ‘N’ Run
HNY Happy New Year
HOAS Hold On A Second
HOAY How Old Are You?
HOF Hall Of Fame Heavy on Flag
HOG Harley Owner Group
HOH Head Over Heels Hard O fucking
HOV High Occupancy Vehicle
HOWDY How Do You Do?
HP Hit points / Health points
HQ High Quality
HSH Home Sweet Home
HSIK How Should I Know?
HSIT How Sad Is That
HSL Hue, Saturation, Lightness
HSM High School Musical
HSP Highly Sensitive Person
HSPDA High Speed Packet Data Access
HTBT Had To Be There
HTC Hit The Cell
HTE Hard To Explain
HTG Hard To Get
HTH Hope this helps
HTHFYS Hope To Hear From You Soon
HTM Hand To Mouth
HTSYS Hope To See You Soon
HTTR Hail To The Redskins
HU Hollywood Undead (Band)
HUA Heard Understood Acknowledged
HUB Head up butt
HUYA Head up your *butt*
HV Have
HVAC Heating, Ventilating, Air Conditioning
HW Homework
HWB Hottie With Body
HWGA Here We Go Again
HWP Height Weight Proportional
HWSNBN He Who Shall Not Be Named
HWU Hey, What’s Up?
HWYD How Was Your Day?
HYB How You Been?
HYD How Ya Doing?
HYFB Hope You Feel Better
HYFR Hell yeah, * fucking* right!
HYG Here You Go
HYH Have You Heard Hold Your Horses
HYIP High Yield Investment Program
HYP Harvard, Yale, Princeton
HYS Have Your Say
HYU Hit You Up
I2 I too (me too)
IA I Agree
IA8 I already ate
IAAA I am an accountant
IAAD I am a doctor
IAAL I am a lawyer
IAB I Am Bored
IABW In A Bad Way
IAC In Any Case
IAD It All Depends
IAE In Any Event
IAG It’s All Good
IAK I Already Know
IAMA I Am Mildly Amused
IANAC I am not a crook
IANAD I Am Not A Doctor
IANAL I am not a lawyer
IAO I am out (of here)
IAS In A Second
IAU I Adore You
IAW In Accordance With I Agree With
IAWTC I Agree With That/This Comment
IAWTCSM I Agree With This Comment So Much
IAY I Adore You
IB I’m Back
IB2D I Beg To Differ
IB4TL In Before The Lock
IBAN International Bank Account Number
IBB I’ll Be Back
IBL In Before Lock
IBMTS I’ve Been To Say
IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome
IBTD In Before The Delete I Beg To Differ
IBTL In Before the Lock
IBUWU I’m Breaking Up With You
IBW I’ll Be Waiting
IBYP I Beg Your Pardon
IC I see
ICAM I couldn’t agree more
ICAY I Care About You
ICB I Can’t Believe…
ICBI I Can’t Believe It
ICBINB I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
ICBM Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
ICBSST I Can’t Believe She Said That
ICBW It Could Be Worse
ICC Ice Crown Citadel ( )
ICCL I Couldn’t Care Less
ICEDI I can’t even discuss it
ICR I Can’t Remember
ICSTAY I Can’t Stop Thinking About You
ICT Information and Communication Technology
ICU Intensive Care Unit I See You
ICW In Connection With I Can’t Wait
ICYDK In Case You Didn’t Know
ICYMI In Case You Missed It
IDBI I Don’t Believe It
IDBY I Don’t Believe You
IDC I Don’t Care
IDEC I Don’t Even Care
IDEK I Don’t Even Know
IDEKY I Don’t Even Know You
IDEWTK I Don’t Even Want To Know
IDFG I Don’t Feel Good
IDFLI I Don’t Feel Like It
IDGAD I Don’t Give A Damn
IDGAF I don’t give a *freak*
IDGI I Don’t Get It
IDHAC I Don’t Have A Clue
IDHTT I Don’t Have The Time
IDI I Doubt It
IDJ I Don’t Judge
IDK I Don't Know
IDKE I Don’t Know Either
IDKW I Don’t Know Why
IDKWTD I Don’t Know What To Do
IDKWYM I Don’t Know What You Mean
IDKY I Don’t Know Why
IDL I Don’t Like …
IDLI I Don’t Like It
IDLT I Don’t Like That
IDNK I Do Not Know
IDR I Don’t Remember
IDRC I Don’t Really Care
IDRK I Don’t Really Know
IDST If Destroyed, Still True
IDT I Don’t Think
IDTS I Don’t Think So
IDUNNO I Don’t Know
IDW I Don’t Want
IDWK I Don’t Wanna Know
IDWT I Don’t Want To
IDWTAI I Don’t Wanna Talk About It
IDWTK I Don’t Want to Know
IE Id Est (that is) Internet Explorer
IED Improvised Explosive Device
IEP Individualized Education Program
IFM In Fond Memory
IFYP I feel your pain
IG2R I got to run
IGHT I got high tonight
IGI I Get It
IGM I Got Mine
IGMC I’ll Get My Coat
IGN I (I’ve) got nothing
IGNB I’m Going Now, Bye
IGNTS I’ve Got Nothing To Say
IGP I got to (go) pee
IGS I Guess So
IGTG I Got To Go
IGU I Give Up
IGWT In God We Trust
IGY I Get You
IGYB I’ve Got Your Back
IH8U I Hate You
IHAC I Have A Customer…
IHDK I Honestly Don’t Know
IHM I Hate Mondays
IHML I Hate My Life
IHNC I Have No Clue
IHNI I Have No Idea
IHO In Honor Of
IHOP International House of Pancakes
IHP I Hate People
IHS I Hope So
IHT I Hate This
IHY I Hate You
IHYSM I Hate You So Much
IIB Ignorance Is Bliss
IIFYM If It Fits Your Macros
IIH If I’m Honest
IIIO Intel inside, idiot outside
IINM If I’m Not Mistaken
IIR Idiot In Room
IIRC If I Remember Correctly
IIS Internet Information Services
IITUWUTMAS If I Tell You Will You Tell Me A Secret?
IITWI In It To Win It
IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink?
IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWII It Is What It Is
IIWY If I Were You
IJ I’m Joking
IJAF It’s Just A Fact
IJDK I Just Don’t Know
IJS I’m Just Saying
IJWTK I Just Want To Know
IJWTS I Just Want To Say
IK I Know
IKH I Know, Huh?
IKHYF I Know How You Feel
IKLY I Kinda Like You
IKM I Know Man
IKMTY I Know More Than You
IKN I Know Not
IKR I Know, Right
IKT I Knew That
IKTF I Know The fucking
IKTR I Know That’s Right
IKWUM I Know What You Mean
IKWYDLS I Know What You Did Last Summer
IKWYL I Know Where You Live
IKWYM I Know What You Mean
IKY I Know You
ILBL8 I’ll be late
ILM I lige m
ILMO In Loving Memory Of
ILS Inflated Lat Syndrome
ILT I Like That
IMAHO In My Absolutely Honest Opinion
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMAP Internet Message Access Protocol
IMBO In My Biased Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IMD In My Defence
IME In My Experience
IMEO In My Educated Opinion
IMH In My Head
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMK In My Knowledge
IMMAO In My Most Arrogant Opinion
IMMD It Made My Day
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMOO In My Own Opinion
IMP It’s My Pleasure
IMPO In My Personal Opinion
IMR I Mean, Really
IMS I am sorry
IMSB I am so bored
IMSMR If Memory Serves Me Right
IMTM I am the man
IMU I Miss You
IMUSM I Miss You So Much
IMWTK Inquiring Minds Want To Know
IMY I Miss You
IMYA I Miss You Already
IMYM I Miss You More
IMYSM I Miss You So Much
IMYT I Miss You Too
INAL I’m not a lawyer
INBD It’s No Big Deal
INC incoming
INCYDK In Case You Didn’t Know
INPO In No Particular Order
INRS It’s Not Rocket Science
INS I’m Not Sure
Inspoo Inspiration
INTK I Need To Know
INV Invite
INVU I Envy You
INWLY I Never Wanna Lose You
INY I Need You
IOAB I’m On A Boat
IOH I’m Outta Here
IOI Indication of Interest I’m Over It
IOIC If Only I Could
IOKIYAR It’s Okay If You’re A Republican
IOM Isle Of Man
IOMH In over my head
IOMW I’m On My Way
ION In Other News
IOU I Owe You
IOW In Other Words
IOYK If Only You Knew
IP Internet Protocol Intellectual Property
IPA India Pale Ale Internet Protocol Address
IPO Initial Public O fucking
IQ Intelligence Quotient
IR Infrared Injured Reserve
IRA Irish Republican Army
IRAH Insert Relevant Acronym Here
IRC Internet Relay Chat
IRDC I Really Don’t Care
IRDK I Really Don’t Know
IRL In Real Life
IRLY I Really Like You
IRMC I Rest My Case
IRS Internal Revenue Service
ISB I’m So Bored
ISDN Integrated Services Digital Network
ISHK I Should Have Known
ISO In Search Of
ISP Internet Service Provider
ISTATOY I Saw This And Thought Of You
ISTG I Swear To God
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISTR I Seem To Recall
ISWYDT I See What You Did There
ISWYM I See What You Mean
IT Information Technology
ITA I Totally Agree
ITAI I’ll Think About It
ITAM It’s The Accounting, Man
ITC In This Channel In That Case
ITF In The Future
ITG In The Groove
ITIKY I Think I Know You
ITK In The Know
ITM In the Mouth
ITMA It’s That Man Again
ITN I Think Not
ITO In Terms Of
ITOY I’m Thinking Of You
ITP Inside The Perimeter
ITS I Think/Thought So
ITSO In The Style Of
ITTET In These Tough Economic Times
ITV Independent TV (UK)
ITWYM Is That What You Mean?
ITYF I Think You’ll Find
ITYK I thought you knew
ITYL I’ll Tell You Later
ITYM I Think You Mean
ITYS I Told You So
IU2U It’s Up To You
IUSS If you say so
IVF In Vitro Fertilization
IWAWO I want a way out
IWBB I Will Be Back
IWC Internet Wrestling Community
IWHI I Would Hit It
IWIAM Idiot wrapped in a moron
IWID It’s What I Do
IWIK I Wish I Knew
IWIWT I Wish I Were There
IWM It Wasn’t Me
IWOOT I Want One Of Those
IWSN I want sex now
IWTD I Want To Die
IWY I Want You
IYAM If You Ask Me
IYBTYBA I fucking
IYD In Your Dreams
IYDK If You Didn’t Know
IYF In Your Face
IYGM If You Get Me
IYH In Your Head
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYL If You’re Lucky It’s Your Life
IYO In Your Opinion
IYQ I like you
IYSS If You Say So
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
IYTT If You Think That
IYW If You Want/Will
IYWW I fucking
j00 You
j00r Your
J4F/JFF Just For Fun
JAC Just a second
JAF Just A Friend
JAFA Just Another fucking Aucklander
JAM Just a minute
JAPAN Just Always Pray At Night
JAS Just A Second
JAT Just A Thought
JATQ Just Answer The Question
JB Jail Bait Jonas Brothers
JBH Just Being Honest
JBU Just Between Us
JBY Just Be Yourself
JC (J/C) Just checking
JCB J C Bamford (excavator manufacturer)
JD Jack Daniel’s
JDI Just Do It
JDLR Just Doesn’t Look Right
JELLY jealous
JFF Just For Fun
JFGI Just * fucking* Google it
JFN Just For Now
JFT Just For Today
JFTR Just For The Record
JFY Just For You
JFYI (Just) For your Information
JG Juicy Gossip
JGB Just Got Back
JGH Just Got Home
JGI Just Google It
JGL Just Get Lost
JHP Jacketed Hollow Point (bullet)
JIC Just In Case
JICYDK Just In Case You Didn’t Know
JJ Just Joking
JJA Just joking around
JKD Jeet Kune Do (Martial Art)
JLMK Just Let Me Know
JLS Jack the Lad Swing (band)
JLT Just like that
JLUK Just Letting You Know
JLYK Just Letting You Know
JM Just Messing
JMA Just Messing Around
JMHO Just My Humble Opinion
JML Just My Luck
JMO Just My Opinion
JMS Just Making Sure
JMT Just My Thoughts
JN Just Now
JOOC Just Out Of Curiosity
JS Just Saying
JSMN Just Shoot Me Now
JSU Just Shut Up
JSYK Just So You Know
JTB Just Too Bad
JTC Join The Club
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
JTOL Just Thinking Out Loud
JTOY Just Thinking Of You
JTTY Just To Tell You
JTUSK Just Thought You Should Know
JUAD Jumping Up And Down
JV Junior Varsity, amateur
JW Just Wondering
JWAS Just Wait And See
JWD Job Well Done
JWG Just a Wild Guess
JWTK Just Wanted To Know
JWTLYK Just Wanted To Let You Know
JWU Just Woke Up
JWW Just Was Wondering
K8T Katie
KAFM Keep Away From Me
KB Keyboard
KCACO Keep Calm And Carry On
KCCO Keep Calm and Chive On
KD Kraft Dinner
KDFU freak up
KDR Kill/Death Ratio
KEWL Cool
KEYA I will key you later
KEYME Key me when you get in
KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken
KGB Russian secret police
KHYF Know How You Feel
KIA Know it all
KIG Keep It Gangsta
KIM Keep It Moving
KIO Knock it off
KIP Sleep Bed
KIR Keep it real
KIRF Keeping It Real Fake
KISA Knight In Shining Armour
KIT Keep In Touch
KIU Keep It Up
KIV Keep In View
KK Okay Cool
KKK Ku Klux Klan
KKKK Korean LOL
KM Keep Mum
KMFC Keeping My fuckingers Crossed
KML Killing Mysel fucking
KMN Kill Me Now
KMS Killing myself
KNIM Know what I mean?
KNOW knowledge
KOL Key opinion leader
Koreaboo Someone obsessed with Korean culture
KOS Kill On Sight
KOW Knock on wood
KP Korean Pride
KPC Keep Parents Clueless
KPG Keep the Party Going
KR Kind Regards
KRO Keep Right On
KT Katie
KTBFFH Keep The Blue fucking High! (Chelsea FC Moto)
KTBSPA Keep The Backstreet Pride Alive
KTF Keep The Faith
KUTGW Keep up the good work
KWIM Know What I Mean?
KWIS Know What I’m Saying?
KYFC Keep Your fuckingers Crossed
KYO Knock Yourself Out
KYS Kill yourself
L2G Like to go?
L2K Like to come
l33t Leet, ‘elite’
L4L Like for like
L8 Late
L8R Later
L8RG8R Later, gator
LAB Life’s a *b*
LAM Leave A Message Run
LAMN Look At Me Now
LAN Local Area Network
LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool
LAT Living Apart Together
LBC Long Beach, California
LBD Little Black Dress
LBH Let’s Be Honest Loser Back Home
LBM Little Big Man
LBNL Last But Not Least
LBR Loser Beyond Repair
LBRS Lower Blackrock Spire
LBW Leg Before Wicket (cricket)
LC Lower Case
LCTS Let’s Change The Subject
LD Later, dude
LDI Let’s Do It
LDO Like Duh, Obviously
LDS Latter Day Saint
LE Limited Edition Law Enforcement
LEC Local Exchange Carrier
LED Light Emiting Diode
LEMENO Let me know
LEV Low Emission Vehicle
LF Looking For
LF1M Looking For One More
LFD Left for day
LFDY Live Fast, Die Young
LFG Looking For Group
LFM Looking For More
LFMF Learn From My Fail
LFP Looking For Party (in )
LFTI Looking Forward To It
LFTSU Look fucking You
LFW Looking For Work
LG Little Girl
LGD Let’s Get Drunk
LGFB Looks Good From Behind
LGH Lets get high
LGO Life Goes On
LGT Link Goes To …
LGTM Looks Good To Me
LH Living Hell
LH6 Lets have sex
LHM Lord help me
LHSX Lets have sex
LHYW Like Hell You Will
LI LinkedIn
LIC Like I care
LIFO Last In First Out
LIG Let It Go
LIHOP Let It Happen On Purpose
LIK liquor
LILABOC Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates
LITS Life Is Too Short
LIU Look It Up
LJBF Let’s Just Be Friends
LLAP Live Long and Prosper
LLL Loony Liberal Left
LLTTF Living Life To The Fullest
LM Loud Mouth
LMA Leave Me Alone
LMAD Let’s Make A Deal
LMAM Leave Me A Message
LMAP Leave Me Alone Please
LMC Let Me Check
LMG Light Machine Gun
LMGTFY Let me Google that for you
LMIRL Lets meet in real life
LMK Let Me Know
LMNK Leave my name out
LMT Let Me Think
LMTAL Let Me Take A Look
LNF Life’s Not Fair
LNIB Like New In Box
LNT Leave No Trace
LOA Leave of Absence
LOL Laugh Out Loud
LOLOL Lots O fucking Out Loud
LOMB Lying On My Bed
LOMO Lights Out, Missionary Only
LOS Line Of Site
LOTD Link Of The Day
LOTR Lord o fuckings
LOTRO Lord O fuckings Online ( )
LOYOL Live Out Your Own Life
LOZ Legend of Zelda
LPG Liquefied Petroleum Gas
LPT Life Pro Tip
LRF Low Resolution Fox
LRG Li fucking)
LSI Limited Social Interaction
LSMFT Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco
LSS Last Song Syndrome
LSV Language, sex and violence
LTB Looking To Buy
LTD Living the dream
LTG Learn To Google
LTL Living The Life
LTLWDLS Let’s twist like we did last summer
LTMA Less Talk, More Action
LTNC Long Time No Chat
LTNS Long Time No See
LTOD Laptop of death
LTP Lost The Plot
LTR Long term relationship
LUI Living Under the Infuence
LV Louis Vuitton Las Vegas Level
LVM Left voice mail
LW Lucky Win
LWICD Look What I Can Do
LWT Look Who’s Talking
LWWY Live While We’re Young
LYK Let you know
LZ Landing Zone
M$ Microsoft
M8 Mate
MA Mom alert Master of Arts
MAAB Male-Assigned At Birth
MAC Media Access Control Macintosh
MADD Mothers Against Drunk Driving
MAPOTI Most Annoying People On The Internet
MAS Mildly Amused Smirk
MAW Might As Well
MAWOY May Angels Watch Over You
MB Mamma’s boy
MBD My Bad Dudes
MBF My Best Friend
MBFAM My Brother From Another Mother
MBM Married Black Male
MBN Must Be Nice
MBO Must Be Off Management Buy-Out
MBR Master Boot Record
MBS Mom behind shoulder
MBW Married Black Woman
MC Master of Ceremonies
MCP Male Chauvanist Pig
MCR My Chemical Romance (band)
MDIAC My Dad is a cop
MDK Murder Death Kill
MDR Mort De Rire ( in French)
MDW Memorial Day Weekend
MEGO My eyes glaze over
MEHH sighing
MEZ mesmerized
MFEO Made For Each Other
MFG Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
MFI Mad for it
MFL Marked For Later
MFW My Face When …
MGB May God bless
MGBY May God Bless You
MGD Miller Genuine Draft
MGK Machine Gun Kelly
MGM Male Genital Mutilation
MGMT Management
MH Map Hack
MHO My Honest Opinion
MHOTY My Hat’s Off To You
MI6 Military Intelligence Service 6
MIA Missing In Action
MIB Men In Black Mint In Box
MIDI Musical Instrument Digital Interface
MIGA Make It Go Away
MIH Make It Happen
MIHOP Made It Happen on Purpose
MIL Mother In Law
MIMO Multiple Input Multiple Output
MIP Minor In Possession
MIPS Million Instructions Per Second
MIRL Meet In Real Life
MISB Mint (condition) In Sealed Box
MISO My Internet Shut Off
MKAY Mmm, okay
MLAS My Lips Are Sealed
MLB Major League Baseball
MLG Major League Gaming
MLIA My Life Is Average
MLIB My Life Is Bro
MLIG My Life Is Great/Good
MLIM My Life Is Magic
MLM give the middle fuckinger
MLP My Little Pony
MLS My Life Sucks
MLTR Multiple Long Term Relationships
MM Married Man
MM2 Message Mode 2 ( )
MMA Meet Me At…
MMAMP Meet Me At My Place
MMAO Make Me An Offer
MMC MultiMedia Card
MMD Make My Day
MMH Meet Me Halfway
MMI Me Myself and I
MMK okay? (as a question)
MMS Multimedia Messaging Service
MMT Makes Me Think
MMV Mileage May Vary
MMW Mark my Words
MNC Mother nature calls
MNF Monday Night Football
MNSG Mensaje (message in Spanish)
MNT Maybe Next Time
MO Modus Operandi (method of operation)
MOAB Mother of All Bombs
MOAM Man On A Mission
MOAS Mother Of All Secrets
MOD Moderator
MOH My Other Half
MOL More Or Less
MOMBOY Mamma’s boy
MOO My own opinion
MOOS Member of the opposite sex
MOPO Master Of the Painfully Obvious
MOQ Minimum Order Quantity
MORF Male or female?
MOS Mom Over Shoulder
MOSS Member of same sex
MOT Ministry Of Transport test for car safety
MOTB Mother Of The Bride
MOTD Message Of The Day Match Of The Day
MOTKU Master Of The Known Universe
MOTO Master Of The Obvious
MOTWYW Make Of That What You Will
MOU Memorandum O fucking
MPAA Motion Picture Assosciation of America
MPE My Point Exactly
MPG Miles Per Gallon
MPH Miles Per Hour
MPO My Personal Opinion
MPUA Master Pick Up Artist
MPV Multi-Purpose Vehicle
MRE Meal, Ready to Eat
MRI Magnetic Resonance Imaging
MRP Manufacturer’s Recommended Price
MRW My Reaction When…
MSDN Microsoft Developer Network
MSF Male Seeking Female
MSFAM My Sister From Another Mister
MSG Message
MSI Mindless Self Indulgence (band)
MSM Mainstream Media
MST Mystery Science Theater
MTA More Than Anything
MTBF Mean Time Between Failures (reliability)
MTBMW May The Best Man Win
MTC More To Come
MTE My Thoughts Exactly
MTF More to follow
MTFBWU May the force be with you
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MTLBWY May The Lord Be With You
MTO Media Take Out (gossip website)
MTUK More Than You Know
MTV Music Television
MTW Mum’s the Word
MTYK More Than You Know
MU Miss You
MUA Make-Up Alley (website)
MUD Multi-User Dungeon,
MUNG Mash Until No Good
MUSM Miss you so much
MVA Motor Vehicle Accident
MWC Married With Children
MWF Married White Female
MWI Mad With It (drunk)
MWM Married White Male
MWPP Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs (Harry Potter)
MY Miss You
MYCH Maybe You Can Help
MYF Miss Your Face
MYGGWY May Your God Go With You
MYL Miss You Loads
MYMP Make Your Mama Proud
MYSM Miss You So Much
MYT Meet You There
N/A Not Available / Applicable
N1 Nice one
N2M Nothing too much
NA Not Available
NAA Not At All
NABD Not A Big Deal
NAC Not A Chance Not A Chain (letter)
NADT Not a darn thing
NAGI Not A Good Idea
NAGL Not A Good Look
NAL Need A Life
NALGAS Buttocks
NALGO Not A Lot Going On
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That.
NaN Not a Number
NANA Not now, no need
NAP Not A Problem
NARP Non-Athletic Regular Person
NARU Not A Registered User
NAS Network Attached Storage
NASL Name, Age, Sex, Location
NATM Not At The Moment
NATTY Natural Light beer Smart, good, cool
NB Not Bad Nota Bene (Latin for please note)
NBB Never Been Better
NBD No Big Deal
NBF New Best Friend
NBFAB No bad for a beginner
NBG Nasty But Good
NBIF No Basis In Fact
NBM Nil By Mouth Not Before Midnight
NBT Nothing But Trouble
NBTD Nothing Better To Do
NBTW Now Back To Work
NC No Comment No Choice
NC-17 No Children under 17 (movie rating)
NCB Never Coming Back
NCMO Non-Committal Make Out
NCNR Non-Cancelable, Non-Returnable
NCNS No Call, No Show
ND Nice double
NDA Non-Disclosure Agreement
NDE Near Death Experience
NDI Neither Do I
NDP New Democratic Party
NDR Non-Delivery Report/Receipt
NDS Nintendo DS
NE Any
NE1 Anyone
NED Non-Educated Delinquent
NEGL Not Even Gonna Lie
NEGU Never Ever Give Up
NEI Not Enough Information
NER Non-Existent Relationship
NERF Changed and is now weaker
NFA No Further Action
NFI No Freakin Idea
NFL National Football League
NFM Not for me
NFN Normal For Norfolk
NFS Not For Sale
NFSW Not fucking Wife
NFT No Further Text
NFW No * fucking* way
NFWS Not for work safe
NFY Not Fixed Yet
NFZ No Fly Zone
NG No Good
NGH Not Gonna Happen
NGL Not Gonna Lie
NGU Never Give Up
NGUNS Never Give Up, Never Surrender
NHB No Holding Back No Holds Barred
NHD No Harm Done
NHF No Hard fuckings
NHFT Not Here For That
NHL National Hockey League
NHN Not Here Now
NHOI Never Heard Of It
NHS National Health Service
NHTB Never Heard That Before
NI No Idea
NIAMY Never In A Million Years
NIB New In Box
NIC Network Interface Card
NICU Neonatal Intensive Care Unit
NID Never In Doubt
NIFOC Naked in front of computer
NIGI Now I get it
NIK Now I Know
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIML Never In My Life Not In My Lifetime
NIN Nine Inch Nails
NISM Need I Say More?
NITM Not In The Mood
NITW Not In That Way
NJ Not Joking Nice Job
NJPW New Japan Pro Wrestling
NKA No Known Allergies
NKOTB New Kid On The Block
NKZ No Kill Zone
NLA No Longer Available
NLI Not Logged In
NLT No later than
NLYG Never Let You Go
NM Never mind
NMF Not My Fault
NMG No Mames Guey (OMG)
NMH Not much here
NMHJC Not Much Happening Just Chilling
NMI Need More Info
NMJ Not My Job
NMJC Nothing much, just chilling
NMJCU Not Much, Just Chillin’, U?
NMN No Middle Name
NMO Not My Opinion
NMP Not My Problem
NMR Not My Responsibility
NMS Not My Style
NMT Not My Type
NMU Not Much, You?
NMW No Matter What
NMWH No Matter What Happens
NN Night Night No Need Not Nice
NNTO No Need To Open
NNTP Network News Transfer Protocol
NNTR No Need To Reply
NO1 No one
NOC No One Cares
NOI No Offense Intended
NOK Not Okay No One Knows
NOKD Not Our Kind, Dear
NOLY No One Likes You
NOM No Offence Meant
NOS New Old Stock
NOTA None Of The Above
NOTW Not Of This World
NOWL knowledge
NP No Problem
NPAA No Problem At All
NPNT No Picture, No Talk
NPO Never Pull Out
NPR National Public Radio No Purchase Required
NPW No Problem Whatsoever
NPZ No Problems
NQAT No Question About That
NQR Not Quite Right
NR No Reply No Reserve
NRE New Relationship Energy
NRFB Never Removed From Box
NRN No Reply Necessary
NS Nice score
NSA No Strings Attached
NSAW Not Saying A Word
NSD Never Say Die
NSF Not Sufficient Funds Not So Fast
NSFA Not Safe For Anyone
NSFL Not Safe For Life
NSFTBC Not Sorry For The Broadcast
NSFW Not Safe For Work
NSISR Not sure if spelled right
NSM Not So Much
NSN Not So Nice
NSW New South Wales
NT No Thanks
NTBCW Not To Be Confused With
NTD Nothing To Do
NTFS New Technology File System
NTHING Nothing (SMS)
NTK Need To Know
NTL NeverTheLess
NTM Not Too Much Nothing Much
NTMY Nice To Meet You
NTN No Thanks Needed
NTR Nothing To Report
NTS Note to self
NTSH Nothing To See Here
NTT Name That Tune Not Touching That!
NTTAWWT Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
NTTU Not Talking To You
NTW Not To Worry
NTWF Neopian Times Writers Forum
NTY No Thank You
NUS National Union of Students
NVM Never mind
NVMS No Visible Means of Support
NVN Not Very Nice
NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
NVR Never
NW No Way
NWIH No Way In Hell
NWIM Not What I Mean
NWJ No Way Jose
NWLY Never Wanna Lose You
NWM No Worries Mate
NWNC No Woman, No Cry
NWO No way out
NWOT New Without Tags (eBay)
NWS Not Work Sa fucking adult content
NWT New With Tags
NY New York
NYC New York City
NYD New Year’s Day
NYE New Years Eve
NYF Not Your Fault
NYI Not Yet Implemented
NYK Not Yet Known Now You Know
NYP Not Your Problem
NYSE New York Stock Exchange
NYT Not Your Type New York Times
NYU New York University
O4U Only for you
OA Over Acting Over Achiever
OAN On Another Note
OAO Over And Out
OAP Old Age Pensioner
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OB Oh, Brother
OBO Or Best Offer
OBQ Oh, Be Quiet
OBTW Oh, By The Way
OBV Obviously
OBX Outer Banks North Carolina
OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
OCN Of Course Not
OCO Oh, Come On
OCR Optical Character Recognition
ODAAT One Day At A Time
ODF Own Damn Fault
ODG Oh Dear God
ODL Oh Dear Lord
ODT On Dis Ting
OE Outlook Express Operator Error
OED Oxford English Dictionary
OFAY Offensive term for a white person
OFC Of course
OFGS Oh, For God’s Sake
OFH Old Folks’ Home
OFOC Overwhelming fuckings of Concern
OFWGKTA Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (rappers)
OG Original gangster
OGIM Oh God, it’s Monday
OGK Only God Knows
OGN Online Gaming Network
OH Overheard
OHAC Own House And Car
OHHEMMGEE Oh My God
OHIM Oh Hell, It’s Monday
OHKO One Hit Knock Out
OHN Oh Hell, No!
OHS Operator Head Space
OHT One Handed Typing
OHW One Hit Wonder
OI Operator indisposed
OIB Oh, I’m back
OIC Oh, I see
OJ Only Joking
OJD Obsessive Jonas (Brothers) Disorder
OL Old lady
OLED Organic Light-Emitting Diode
OLLG One Less Lonely Girl
OLOY Only Losers Obey Yolo
OLTL One Life To Live
OM Oh, my
OMA Oh My Allah
OMAA Oh, my aching *A* (butt)
OMB On My Break
OMD Oh My Days
OMDB Over my dead body
OMFG Oh my * fucking* God
OMFSM Oh My fucking Spaghetti Monster
OMFUG Other Music Found UnderGround
OMG Oh my God
OMGA Oh My Giddy Aunt
OMGD Oh My God Dude
OMGNA Oh My Gosh, Not Again
OMGYS Oh my gosh you suck
OMJ Oh My Jonas ( )
OML Oh My Lord
OMS Oh My Science
OMT One More Thing
OMW On My Way
OMWH On My Way Home
OMZ Oh My Zeus
ONL Online
ONM Oh, Never Mind
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
ONO Or Nearest Offer
ONTD Oh No They Didn’t
ONYD Oh No You Didn’t
OO Over and out
OOA Out Of Ammo
OOAK One Of A Kind
OOBE Out Of Body Experience
OOC Out of character
OOH Out Of Here
OOI Out Of Interest
OOM Out Of Mana ( )
OOML Out Of My League
OOMM Out Of My Mind
OOP Out Of Place
OOS Out Of Style
OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
OOT Out Of Town
OOTB Out Of The Box
OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment
OOTD Outfit Of The Day
OOTW Out Of This World
OOYL Out Of Your League
OOYM Out Of Your Mind
OP On phone
OPK Other People’s Kids
OPPS Misspelling of ‘oops’
ORLY Oh really?
OS Operating system
OSFA One Size Fits All
OSLT Or Something Like That
OSO Other Significant Other
OST Original Sound Track
OT Off Topic
OTA Over The Air
OTB Off to bed
OTC Over The Counter
OTD On The Dot Out The Door
OTE Over The Edge
OTF Off Topic Forum
OTFL On The fucking
OTG On The Go Off The Ground
OTH Off The Hook
OTK Over The Knee
OTL Out to lunch
OTLTA One Thing Led To Another
OTM Of The Moment One Track Mind
OTN On That Note
OTO One Time Only
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTP On the phone
OTR On The Run
OTS On The Side
OTT Over The Top
OTTH On The Third Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OTW Off to work
OTY Over To You
OU Open University
OUAT Once Upon A Time
OUO Official Use Only
OVA Over
OVNO Or Very Near Offer
OWK Other World Kingdom
OWNM Oh Well, Never Mind
OWOA One Way Or Another
OWS Occupy Wall Street
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OY Oh Yeah
OYB On Your Bike
OYG Oh Your God
OYO On Your Own
P2P Peer to peer
P911 Parents coming into room alert
PABX Private Automatic Branch Exchange
PAN Personal Area Network
PAT patrol
PATD Panic At The Disco (band)
PATT Party All The Time
PAW Parents are watching
PAYE Pay As You Earn
PAYG Pay As You Go
PB Personal Best
PBJ Peanut Butter and Jelly
PBN Paintball Nation
PBOOK Phonebook (e-mail)
PBP Please Be Patient
PBQ Please Be Quiet
PBR Pabst Blue Ribbon (beer)
PBS Public Broadcasting Service
PBUH Peace Be Upon Him
PBWY Peace Be With You
PCB Please Come Back
PCM Please Call Me
PCMR PC Master Race
PDBAZ Please Don’t Be A Zombie
PDF Portable Document Format
PDG Pretty Damn Good
PDH Pretty darn happy
PDP Pretty Darn Precious
PDQ Pretty Damn Quick
PDS Please don’t shoot
PDT Pacific Daylight Time
PE Physical Education
PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
PEEPS People
PFA Please Find Attached
PFB Please Find Below
PFC Private First Class
PFP Picture For Proof
PFT Pretty * fucking* tight
PG Parental Guidance
PGDA Pretty Goddamn Awesome
PGP Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
PHAT Pretty Hot And Tempting
PIC Picture
PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer
PIPA Protect IP Act
PIQ Person In Question
PIR Parent In Room
PISS Put in some sugar
PITA Pain in the *butt*
PITME Peace In the Middle East
PITR Parent In The Room
PIU Pump It Up
PKB Pot, Kettle, Black
PKI Public Key Infrastructure
PKIT Please Keep In Touch
PKMN Pokemon
PL8 Plate
PLA People’s Liberation Army
PLD Poor Life Decision
PLL Pretty Little Liar
PLMA Please Leave Me Alone
PLMK Please Let Me Know
PLOS Parents Looking Over Shoulder
PLR Private Label Rights
PLRN Please Leave Right Now
PLS Please
PLU People like us
PLZ Please
PLZTLME Please tell me
PNC Point and Click Partner in Crime
PNR Passenger Name Record
PNW Pacific North West
POA Plan Of Action
POAHF Put on a happy face
POD Passed Out Drunk
POF Plenty o fucking site)
POI Point(s) Of Interest
POIDH Picture, or it didn’t happen
PONR Point Of No Return
POS Parent over shoulder
POT potion
POTC Pirates Of The Carribean
POTS parents watching, I can’t really talk
POTUS President of the United States
POTW Patient of the Week (House M.D.)
POV Point Of View
POW Prisioner of War
PPB Parts Per Billion
PPC Pay Per Click
PPL People
PPPW Per Person, Per Week
PPU Please Pick Up
PPV Pay Per View
PR Public Relations
PRC People’s Republic of China
PRESH Precious
PROBS Probably
PROGGY computer program
PROLLY Probably
PRON pornography
PRT Party
PRW People/parents are watching
PS & QS Pints and Quarts Please and Thank Yous
PSA Public Service Announcement
PSB Please See Below
PSH Dismissive expression
PSM Personal Short Message
PSTN Public Switched Telephone Network
PSU Power Supply Unit
PTB Please Text Back
PTC Popping The Collar
PTFO Pass the *freak* out
PTI Pardon The Interruption
PTIYPASI Put that in your pipe and smoke it
PTL Praise The Lord
PTM Please Tell Me
PTMM Please tell me more
PTO Paid Time Off
PTT Push-To-Talk
PTZ Pan-Tilt-Zoom
PU That stinks!
PUA Pick Up Artist
PUG Pick Up Group
PUKS Pick up kids (SMS)
PUV Public Utility Vehicle
PV Promotional Video
PVC Polyvinyl Chloride, vinyl
PVR Personal Video Recorder
PWN own
PWOR Proceeding With Orders Recieved
PWOS Parents Watching Over Shoulder
PWT Poor White Trash
PXT Please explain that
PYT Pretty Young Thing
PZ Peace
PZA Pizza
Q4U (I have a) question for you
QA Quality Assurance Question and Answer
QANTAS Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service
QAP Quick as possible
QB Quarter Back
QC Quality Control
QED it has been proved
QFE Question for everyone
QFI Quoted for irony
QFMT Quoted For More Truth
QFT Quoted for truth
QI Quite Interesting
QIK Quick
QNO Quiet Night Out
QOL Quality Of Life
QOS Quantam Of Solace
QOTD Quote Of The Day
QOTSA Queens Of The Stone Age (Band)
QP Quarter Pound (of weed)
QQ Quick question
QQ4U Quick Question For You
QS Quick Scope
QSL Reply
QSO Conversation
QT Cutie
QTPI Cutie pie
QVC shopping channel
R5 Region 5 (DVD region)
R8 Rate (SMS)
RAC Rock Against Communism
RAK Random Act of Kindness
RAM Random Access Memory
RAOK Random Act Of Kindness
RATM Rage Against the Machine (band)
RAWR Right Answer, Wrong Reason
RBAY Right Back At You
RBG Revolutionary But Gangsta
RBTL Read Between The Lines
RBV Red Bull and Vodka
RC Random Chat Radio Controlled
RCS Rich communication services
RCT Roller Coster Tycoon
RD Real Deal
RDC Really Don’t Care
RDJ Robert Downey Jr.
RDO Regular Day Off
RFC Request For Comment
RFI Request For Information
RFID Radio Frequency Identification
RFN Right * fucking* now
RFP Request for Proposal
RFQ Request For Quotation
RFT Right First Time
RFTS Reach For The Stars
RFYL Run For Your Life
RHCP Red Hot Chili Peppers (Band)
RHD Right Hand Drive
RHI Rumour Has It
RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
RHS Right Hand Side
RINO Republican In Name Only
RIP Rest in peace
RIYL Recommended If You Like
RL Real Life
RLAB Roll Like A Buffalo
RLF Real Life Friend
RLTW Rangers Lead The Way
RLY Really
RMA Return Merchandise Authorization
RME Rolling My Eyes
RML Read My Lips
RMMM Read my mail man
RMT Real-Money Trading
RMV Results May Vary
RN Right Now
RNB Rhythm And Blues
RNG Random Number Generator
RNR Rock ‘N Roll
RO Ragnarok Online ( )
ROFC Rolling On fucking
ROG Really Old Git
ROH Ring o fucking)
ROR Raughing out Roud
ROS Right On Schedule
ROTF Rolling On The fucking is implied)
ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROTFL Rolling on the fucking
ROTFLOL Rolling On The fucking Out Loud
ROTFLUTS Rolling on the fucking unable to speak
ROTK Return o fucking (Tolkien)
ROTM Run Of The Mill
ROV Remotely Operated Vehicle
ROW Rest Of the World
ROY Relative of yours?
RPF Real Person Fiction
RQ Random Questions (Livejournal community)
RSN Real Soon Now
RSS Rich Site Summary
RSVP Please reply
RTA Road Traffic Accident
RTB Return To Base
RTBS Reason to be single
RTD Ready To Drink
RTF Return The Favour
RTFAQ Read The FAQ
RTFD Read The fucking Description
RTFI Read The fucking Instructions
RTFM Read the * fucking* manual
RTFQ Read the * fucking* question
RTG Ready To Go
RTM Read The Manual
RTM or RTFM Read The Manual
RTMS Read the manual, stupid
RTNTN Retention
RTO Radio Telephone Operator
RTR Roll Tide Roll
RTRCTV Retroactive
RTRMT Retirement
RTS Real Time Strategy
RTSM Read the stupid manual
RTV Rock The Vote
RTW Ready To Wear Round The World
RTWFQ Read the whole * fucking* question
RU Are you?
RUMOF Are you male or female?
RUOK Are you okay?
RUT Are u (you) there?
RV Recreational Vehicle
RW Real world
RWD Rear Wheel Drive
RWNJ Right Wing Nut Job
RWYS Reap What You Sow
RX Regards
RYB Read your Bible
RYC Regarding Your Comment
RYN Read Your Note Regarding Your Note
RYO Roll Your Own
RYS Read your screen
S’OK it's okey
S2R send me your picture to get mine
S2S Sorry to say
S4L Spam for life
SA Sibling Alert
SAB Smoking A Blunt
SAE Stamped/Self Addressed Envelope
SAF Single Asian Female
SAFM Stay Away From Me
SAHD Stay At Home Dad
SAHM Stay At Home Mom
SAHW Stay At Home Wife
SAM Stop Annoying Me
SAP Sad And Pathetic Fool
SASE Self-Addressed, Stamped Envelope
SAT Sorry about that
SATA Serial Advanced Technology Attachment
SATC Sex And The City (TV show)
SB Should be
SBD Silent But Deadly
SBF Single Black Female
SBI Surrounded By Incompetence
SBM Single Black Male
SBS Step By Step
SBSP SpongeBob SquarePants
SBT Sorry ‘Bout That
SBY Somebody
SC Stay cool
SCNR Sorry, could not Resist
SCOTUS Supreme Court Of The United States
SCSI Small Computer System Interface
SCUBA Sel fucking Apparatus
SD Sweet dreams
SDA Seventh-Day Adventist
SENPAI someone you look up to
SEO Search engine optimization
SEP Somebody Else’s Problem
SERP Search Engine Results Page
SETE Smiling Ear-to-Ear
SF Science Fiction San Francisco
SFAIK So far as I know
SFAM Sister From Another Mister
SFLR Sorry, for late Reply
SFP Sorry fucking
SFR Smiling For Real
SFSG So Far So Good
SFTBC Sorry For The Broadcast
SFW Safe For Work
SGTM Sounds Good To Me
SH Same Here
SH^ Shut up
SHID Slapping head in disgust
SHIP two people were in a relationship
SHU Secure Housing Unit
SICNR Sorry, I could not resist
SIG2R Sorry, I got to run
SIHTH Stupidity is hard to take
SIMYC Sorry I missed your call
SIR Strike it rich
SIS Sister
SIT Stay in touch
SITD Still in the dark
SIWOTI Someone Is Wrong On The Internet
SJW Social justice warrior
SK8 Skate
SK8NG Skating
SK8R Skater
SK8RBOI Skater Boy
SLAP Sounds like a plan
Slay To succeed at something
SM Social media
SMAO Study My Ass Off
SMAZED Smoky haze (marijuana stoned)
SMDH Shaking My Damn Head
SMDHE Some Mothers Do Have Em
SME Small/Medium Enterprises
SMEXI attractive
SMGDH Shaking My God Damn Head
SMH Shaking My Head
SMHID Shaking My Head In Despair
SMIB Southern Maryland Inbred
SMIDSY Sorry Mate, I Didn’t See You
SMN Shoot Me Now
SMOG Sweet Mother Of God
SMT Sucking My Teeth
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy Sausage
SNC Social Network Check
SND Search And Destroy
SNERT Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager
SNES Super Nintendo Entertainment System
SNM Say No More
SNMP So not my problem
SNYK So Now You Know
SO Significant other
SOA State Of Alert (band)
SOAB Son of a *B*
SOAD System Of A Down (Band)
SOAG Son Of A Gun
SOG Sea O fucking)
SOI Statement of Intent
SOIDH Screenshot Or It Didn’t Happen
SOL Sooner or later
SOMD Sh*t On My Dick
SOMSW Someone Over My Shoulder Watching
SOOC Straight Out Of Camera (not Photoshopped)
SOOD Cool
SOOTB Straight Out Of The Box
SOPA Stop Online Piracy Act
SorG Straight or Gay?
SORN Statutory Off Road Notification
SOS help
SOT Short of time
SOTA State Of The Art
SOTMG Short of time, must go
SOWM Someone with me
SPK Speak (SMS)
SPOC Single Point of Contact
SPST Same place, same time
SPTO Spoke to
SQ Square
SRM Stark Raving Mad
SRSLY Seriously
SRT Street and Racing Technology
SRY Sorry
SS Screen Shot
SSA Subject Says All
SSBHM Super Sized
SSC Safe, Sane, Consensual
SSD Solid State Drive
SSDD Same Stuff Different Day
SSTS Snickering Softly To Self
SSWA So Say We All
ST&D Stop texting and drive
STBY Sucks To Be You
STFU Shut the fuck up
STR8 Straight
STW Search The Web
STY Same To You
STYL Speak To You Later
SU Shut Up
SUAD Shut Up And Drive
SUITM See you in the morning
SUL See you later
SULA Sweaty Upper Lip Alert
SUP What’s up?
SUX s sucks or it sucks
SUYF Shut up you fool
SWAT Scientific wild *butt* guess
SWMBO She who must be obeyed. wife or partner
SWYP So, What’s Your Problem?
SYL See you later
SYS See you soon
SYY Shut your yapper
T:)T Think happy thoughts
T+ Think positive
T4BU Thanks fucking you
TA Thanks a lot
TAFN That’s all for now
TAM Tomorro a.m.
TARFU Things Are Really *fucked* Up.
TAU Thinking about you
TB Text Back
TBA To Be Announced
TBBH To be brutally honest
TBBT The Big Bang Theory (TV Show)
TBC To Be Continued
TBCH To Be Completely Honest
TBD To be determined
TBE To be Edited
TBF To Be Fair
TBFU Too Bad For You
TBH To Be Honest
TBL Text back later
TBMS To Be More Specific
TBNT Thanks, But No Thanks
TBPH To Be Perfectly Honest
TBQF To Be Quite Frank
TBQFH To Be Quite fucking Honest
TBQH To Be Quite Honest
TBR To Be Real
TBS Tablespoon To Be Specified
TBSS Too Bad, So Sad
TBTF Too Big To Fail
TBTG Thanks Be To God
TBTH To Be Totally Honest
TBTP That’s Beside The Point
TBYS Think Before You Speak
TC Take care
TCBY The Country’s Best Yogurt
TCCIC Take Care ‘Cause I Care
TCFC Too Close For Comfort
TCFN Take Care For Now
TCFS Too Cool For School
TCGB Take Care, God Bless
TCK Third Culture Kid
TCL Tool Command Language
TCOY Take Care Of Yourself
TCTC To Close To Call
TD Touchdown
TD2M Talk dirty to me
TDDUP Til Death Do Us Part
TDDWP Til Death Do We Part
TDF To Die For
TDH Tall, Dark, and Handsome
TDI Turbo Direct Injection Turbo Diesel Injection
TDL To Do List
TDS Technical Dificulties
TDTF Too Drunk to Function
TDTM Talk dirty to me
TDWP The Devil Wears Prada (Band)
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TFA Thanks fucking
TFCD Time For Compact Disc
TFI Thanks For the Information
TFIOS The Fault In Our Stars
TFL Tip For Life Transport For London
TFLMK Thanks fucking Me Know
TFLMS Thanks fucking Me Share
TFLN Texts From Last Night
TFM Total Frat Move
TFMTK That’s For Me To Know
TFP Thanks fucking
TFRM Thanks fucking Me
TFS Thanks fucking
TFTA Thanks For The Add
TFTC Thanks For The (Geo)Cache
TFTD Thought For The Day
TFTF Thanks for the follow
TFTI Thanks For The Info
TFTL Thanks for the Link
TG Thank goodness
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
TGE Misspelling of ‘the’
TGFG Thank God For Google
TGFI Thank God For the Internet
TGFL Thank God For Life
TGFT Thank God For That
TGI Thank God It’s …
TGIA Thank God I’m Alive
TGIAF Thank God It’s Almost Friday
TGIF Thank God It’s Friday
TGIM Thank God It’s Monday
TGIO Thank God It’s Over
TGIT Thank God It’s Thursday
TGOD Taylor Gang Or Die
TGTBT Too Good To Be True
THABTO Two Heads Are Better Than One
THNQ Thank-you (SMS)
THNX Thanks
THOT That wh*re over there
THT Think happy thoughts
THWU To Hell With You
THX Thanks
TIA Thanks in advance
TIAD Tomorrow is another day
TIC Tongue-in-cheek
TIIC The Idiots In Charge
TIL Today I learned
TILIS Tell it like it is
TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation
TINSTAFL There Is No Such Thing As Free Lunch
TL Too long
TL;DR Too long; didn’t read
TLC Tender Loving Care
TLDNR Too Long; Did Not Read
TLDR Too Long; Didn’t Read
TLDW Too Long; Didn’t Watch
TLGO The List Goes On
TLI Too Little Information
TLK2UL8R Talk to you later
TLTR Too Long To Read
TLYK To Let You Know
TM Trust me
TMA Take My Advice
TMAI Tell Me About It
TMB Text Me Back
TMBG They Might Be Giants (band)
TMBI Tell Me ‘Bout It
TME Too Much Effort
TMF Too Much Forehead
TMH Touch My Hand
TMI Too much information
TMK To My Knowledge
TML Thank Me Later Text Me Later
TMM Tell Me More
TMN Touch Me Not
TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
TMOT Trust me on this
TMP Tactical Machine Pistol
TMR Tomorrow
TMRW Tomorrow
TMS Too Much Swag(ger)
TMSIDK Tell Me Something I Don’t Know
TMT Too Much Tuna
TMTC Too Many To Count
TMTH Too much to handle
TMTOWTDI There’s More Than One Way To Do It
TMTS Too Much Too Soon
TMTT Too Much To Text
TMWFI Take my word for it
TMY Tell Me Why
TMYL Tell me your location
TMZ Thirty Mile Zone (celebrity news site)
TNA Total Nonstop Action
TNB There’s Nothing Better
TNG The Next Generation (Star Trek)
TNL To Next Level
TNLN Took Nothing Le fucking
TNO Trust No One
TNOP Totally Not Our Problem
TNOT Take Note Of That
TNSL Took Nothing, Signed Logbook (geocaching)
TNSTAAFL There’s no such thing as a free lunch
TNT Til next time
TNTM That’s News To Me
TO Time Out
TOC Table Of Contents
TOD Time Of Death Time Of Day
TOH The Other Half
TOL Thinking Out Loud Thinking O fucking
TOM Time Of Month
TOS Terms of service
TOTB Think Outside the Box
TOTES Totally
TOTGA The One That Got Away
TOTM Time Of The Month
TOTUS Teleprompter Of The United States
TOU Thinking of you
TOY Thinking of you
TP Toilet Paper Town Portal (diablo 2)
TPAM The Person Above Me
TPB The Pirate Bay
TPE Total Power Exchange
TPK Total Party Kill
TPO Time, Place, Occasion
TPS Totally pointless stuff
TPT Trailer Park Trash
TPTB The powers that be
TQ Thank You
TRAW Thick, Rich And White
TRG Tiny Rascal Gang
TSNF That’s so not fair
TSTB The sooner, the better
TT Trending topic
TTFN Ta ta for now
TTFW Too Tacky For Words
TTG Time to go
TTGG Time To Go Girl
TTH Trying Too Hard
TTJASI Take This Job And Shove It
TTLY Totally
TTM Talk To Me
TTMAB TO THE MOON AND BACK
TTML Talk To Me Later
TTO Time To Own
TTOTM That Time Of The Month
TTP To The Point
TTR Time To Relax
TTT Third Tier Toilet (bad school)
TTTH Talk To The Hand
TTTT These things take time
TTTTY Time To Talk To You
TTUL Talk to you later
TTUS Talk To You Soon.
TTUT Talk To You Tomorrow
TTUTT To Tell You the Truth
TTY Talk To You
TTYAFN Talk to you awhile from now
TTYF Talk To You Forever
TTYITM Talk To You In The Morning
TTYL Talk To You Later
TTYN Talk To You Never
TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon
TTYS Talk To You Soon
TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow
TTYTT To Tell You The Truth
TTYVS Talk To You Very Soon
TU Thank you
TUI Turning you in
TUL Tell You Later Text You Later
TURNT feel excitement
TVM Thanks Very Much
TW Trigger Warning
TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name
TWOC Taken Without Owner’s Consent
TWSS That’s what she said
TWTMC To Whom This May Concern
TWU That’s What’s Up
TWYL Talk With You Later
TWYMS That’s What Your Mom Said
TX Thanks
TY Thank You
TYAFY Thank you and *freak* you
TYB Try Your Best
TYBG Thank You Based God
TYFAYS Thank You For All Your Support
TYFC Thank you for charity
TYFE Thank You fucking
TYFYC Thank you for your comment
TYFYT Thank You For Your Time
TYG There You Go
TYL Text You Later
TYM Thank You Much
TYMBI Thought You Might Be Interested
TYS Told you so
TYSM Thank You So Much
TYSO Thank you so much
TYSVM Thank You So Very Much
TYT Take Your Time
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U4E You Forever
UCMU You crack me up
UDI injury
UDS Ugly domestic scene
UE User Experience
UFB Un * fucking* believable
UFN Until further notice
UFWM You * fucking* with me?
UGC User-generated content
UKTR You know that’s right
UL Upload
U-L You will
UN4TUN8 Unfortunate
UNA Use no acronyms
UNBLEFBLE Unbelievable
UNCRTN Uncertain
UNPC Un- (not) politically correct
UOK (Are) You ok?
UR You are
UR2YS4ME You are too wise for me
URA* You are a star
URH You are hot (U R Hot)
URI Uniform Resource Indicator, URL
URSKTM You are so kind to me
URTM You are the man
URW You are welcome
USP Unique Selling Point
USU Usually
USW Und So Weiter (German for etc)
UT Unreal Tournament
UT2L You take too long
UTE Utility vehicle, pickup truck
UTF Unicode Transformation Format
UTFL Use The Force, Luke
UTH Up The Hoods
UTI Urinary Tract Infection
UTM You tell me
UTO Unable To Obtain
UTR Under The Radar
UTS Under The Skin
UTT Under The Table
UV Unpleasant Visual
UW You’re welcome
UX User experience
UY Up Yours
VA Various Artists
VBD Very Big Deal
VBG Very Big Grin
VBL Visible bra line
VC Voice chat
VEG Very evil grin
VFM Value for money
VGC Very Good Condition
VGL Very Good Looking
VHF Very High Frequency
VHS Video Home System
VID Video
VIG Interest paid on a loan
VIN Vehicle Identification Number
VIP Very Important Person
VIZ Adult comic Namely (videlicet in Latin)
VJ Video Jockey
VLAN Virtual Local Area Network
VLSI Very Large-Scale Integration
VM Voice mail
VMA Video Music Awards
VN Very Nice
VNC Virtual Network Computing
VNDS Very Near Dead Stock
VNH Very Nice Hand
VNS Very Nice Shot
VOA Voice Of America
VOD Video-On-Demand
VOIP Voice Over – internet telephony
VP Vice President
VPL Visible Panty Line
VPN Virtual Private Network
VR Virtual Reality
VRY Very
VSF Very sad face
VT Video Tape
VTL Visible Thong Line
VTPR View To Permanent Relationship
VTR Video Tape Recorder
VV Very Very
VVN Very Very Nice
VWD Very well done
W/ With
W/B Write back
W/E Whatever
W/END Weekend
W/O Without
W@ What?
w00t Whoomp, there it is; Hooray
W3 WWW (Web address)
W8 Wait
WAFWOT What A fucking Waste Of Time
WAH Working at home
WAK Weird, awful
WAL What A Loser
WAN2 Want to? (SMS)
WAN2TLK Want to talk
WAP Wireless Access Point
WAPCE Women Are Pure Concentrated Evil
WAS Wait And See
WAWA Where are we at?
WAY Where Are You?
WAYD What Are You Doing
WAYDRN What Are You Doing Right Now?
WAYF Where are you from?
WAYLT What Are You Listening To?
WAYOA What Are You On About?
WAYTA What Are You Talking About
WAYWO What Are You Working On?
WB Welcome back
WBB Will Be Back
WBM Wanna-Be Moderator
WBN Would Be Nice
WBR With Best Regards
WBS Write Back Soon
WBT Will Be There
WBU What about you?
WBW White Boy Wasted
WBY What (A)bout You?
WC Welcome
WCA Who cares anyway
WCB Will Call Back
WCIS What Can I Say
WCS Worst Case Scenario
WCYD What Can You Do?
WD Well Done
WDALYIC Who died and left you in charge
WDE Worst Day Ever
WDFD Whoop Dee fucking Doo
WDH What Da Hell
WDIC What Do I Care?
WDIM What Does It Mean?
WDITOT Why Didn’t I Think Of That
WDOML Worst Day Of My Life
WDTM What Does That Mean?
WDUD What Do You Do?
WDUM What Do You Mean?
WDUT What Do You Think?
WDW Who Dares Wins
WDY Why Don’t You?
WDYD What Did You Do?
WDYDT Why Did You Do That? What Did You Do Today?
WDYE What Did You Expect?
WDYG Where Did You Go?
WDYK What do you know?
WDYM What Do You Mean?
WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?
WDYS What Did You Say?
WDYT What do you think?
WDYW What Do You Want?
WDYWFM What Do You Want From Me?
WDYWT What Did You Wear Today?
WDYWTTA What Do You Want To Talk About?
WE Whatever
WEBO Webopedia
WEEBO a person obsessed with of Japanese culture
WEF With Effect From
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WFM Works for Me
WFYB Whatever Floats Your Boat
WGACA What do you think?
WH5 Who, what, when, where, why
WHATEVES Whatever
WHYB Where Have You Been?
WHYD What Have You Done?
WIA Wounded In Action
WIBNI Wouldn’t it be nice if
WIIFM What’s in it for me?
WIP Work In Progress
WIR When It’s Ready
WISP Winning is so pleasurable
WITH Where In The Hell
WITP What is the point?
WITW What in the world
WIU Wrap it up
WIUWY What Is Up With You?
WIWT What I Wore Today Wish I Was There
WIWWU Wish I Was With You
WIWWY What Is Wrong With You?
WIYP What Is Your Problem?
WK Week
WKD Weekend
WKND Weekend
WKS Well Kept Secret
WL Whatta loser
WLTM Would Like To Meet
WLYK Will Let You Know
WM Woman Marine
WMD Weapons of Mass Destruction
WMF Wagging My fuckinger
WMG Warner Music Group
WML Wish Me Luck
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
WMYB What Makes You Beautiful
WN Why Not? What’s New?
WNDITWB We Never Did It This Way Before
WNL Within Normal Limits
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WNTT We Need To Talk
WNWY What’s New With You?
WOA Work of Art
WOAT Worst Of All Time
WOB Waste Of Bandwith
WOC Women of Color
WOE What On Earth
WOF While On Fire
WOG Offensive term for a black person
WOKE aware of current social issues, and politics
WOM Women Over Mates
WOMBAT Waste of money, brains and time
WOS Waste Of Space Wife Over Shoulder
WOTAM Waste of Time and Money
WOTCHER What are you up to? ?
WOTD Word Of The Day
WOTLK Wrath O fucking ( )
WOTS Word On The Street
WOW World of Warcraft
WPA Wi-Fi Protected Access
WPWW White Pride World Wide
WR Warm Regards
WRK Work
WRT With regard to
WRU Where Are You?
WRU@ Where are you at?
WRUD What are you doing?
WRUTA What Are You Talking About?
WRYD What Are You Doing?
WRYTA What Are You Talking About?
WSIC Why Should I Care?
WSM Woman Seeking Man
WSP What’s up?
WSS Why So Serious?
WST We’re Still Friends
WSUL Will See You Later
WSWTA What Shall We Talk About?
WT? What The …? or Who the …?
WTA Winner Takes All
WTB Want To Buy
WTBS With That Being Said
WTC World Trade Center What The Crap
WTD What The Deuce?
WTDT What To Do Today
WTDTA Where They Do That At?
WTF What the Fuck
WTFE What the *freak* ever
WTFO What the *freak* ?, over.
WTFT What The French Toast
WTG Way to go
WTGP? Want To Go Private?
WTH What the heck?
WTHAY Who The Hell Are You?
WTHC Who The Hell Cares?
WTHIGO What The Hell Is Going On?
WTHIT What The Hell Is That?
WTHIWWY What The Hell Is Wrong With You?
WTHN Why The Heck Not?
WTII What time Is It?
WTK Want To Know
WTL Will Talk Later
WTLW Welcome To Last Week
WTM What’s The Matter?
WTMI Way Too Much Information
WTML Welcome To My Life
WTMW Welcome To My World
WTP What’s The Point?
WTPA Where The Party At?
WTS Want to sell?
WTT Want To Trade
WTTC Welcome To The club
WTTIR When The Time Is Right
WTTJ Welcome To The Jungle
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WTY Why, Thank You
WTYO Whatever Turns You On
WU What’s up?
WUCIWUG What you see is what you get
WUD What You Doing?
WUF Where are you from?
WUG What You Got? Where You Going?
WUGOWM Will You Go Out With Me?
WUL Watched User List
WULA What’re you Looking At?
WULLNP Wishing You Long Life And Prosperity
WUM Woman Wind-Up Merchant
WUP What’s up?
WUT what
WUU2 What are you up to?
WUW What You Want?
WUWCB What do You Want to Chat about?
WUWH Wish You Were Here
WUWT What’s Up With That
WUWTA What You Wanna Talk About?
WUWTB What You Wanna Talk ‘Bout?
WUWU What’s Up With You?
WUZ was
WWA Wiggers with attitude
WWBD What Would Batman Do?
WWCND What Would Chuck Norris Do?
WWE World Wrestling Entertainment
WWIC Why Would I Care?
WWIT What Was I Thinking?
WWJBD What Would Jason Bourne Do?
WWNC Will wonders never cease
WWOTW Wicked Witch Of The West
WWTBAM Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
WWU Where Were You?
WWWY What’s Wrong With You?
WWY Where Were You?
WWYC Write when you can
WWYD What Would You Do?
WWYDT Why Would You Do That?
WYA Where You At?
WYATB Wish You All The Best
WYB Watch Your Back
WYBD What’ve You Been Doing?
WYCM Will You Call Me?
WYD What You Doing?
WYDN What You Doing Now?
WYF What’s Your Favorite …?
WYG What You Get
WYGAM When you get a minute
WYGOWM Will You Go Out With Me?
WYHAM When you have a minute
WYK Would You Kindly
WYL Whatever You Like
WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYLEI When you least expect it
WYLION Whether You Like It Or Not
WYLSCWTW Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?
WYLT What You Listening To?
WYM Watch Your Mouth What You Mean?
WYN What’s Your Name?
WYP What’s Your Problem? What’s Your Point?
WYR Would You Rather
WYS What You Said
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
WYTA What You Talking About?
WYUT What You Up To
WYW Whatever You Want
WYWH Wish You Were Here
WYWTA What You Wanna Talk About
X! a typical woman
X-1-10 Exciting
XLNT Excellent
XLR8 fucking faster
XME Excuse Me
XYL Ex-young lady, wife. (amateur radio)
XYZ Examine your zipper
Y? Why?
Y2K You’re too kind
YA Your
YAA Yet another acronym
YABA Yet another bloody acronym
YALA You Always Live Again
YANA You Are Not Alone
YARLY Ya, really?
YAS praise
YATB You Are The Best
YATK You Are Too Kind
YAVW You Are Very Welcome
YAW You Are Welcome
YBS You’ll Be Sorry
YBTJ You Be The Judge
YBW You’ve Been Warned
YBWM You Belong With Me
YCHT You can have them
YCLIU You can look it up
YCMIU You Couldn’t Make It Up
YCMU You Crack Me Up
YCT Your comment to?
YD Yesterday
YDEK You Don’t Even Know
YDI You Deserve It
YDK You Don’t Know
YDS You Don’t Say
YF Your Friend
YFW Your Face When …
YGG You go girl
YGI You Got It
YGM You’ve Got Mail
YGTI You get the idea
YGTR You got that right
YHBT You have been trolled
YHBW You have been warned
YHGASP You Have Got A Serious Problem
YHL You have lost
YHM You Have Mail
YHNI You Have No Idea
YHTBT You Had To Be There
YID Yes I Do
YIK Yes, I Know
YITB Yours In The Bond
YITE Are You All Right?
YKHII You Know How It Is
YKIMS You Know It Makes Sense
YKTR You Know the Rest
YKW You know what
YKWIM You Know What I Mean
YKWIS You Know What I’m Saying?
YKWYCD You know what you can do
YL Young Lady
YLOD Yellow Light Of Death
YMBJ You Must Be Joking
YMCMB Young Money Cash Money Billionaires
YMMD You Made My Day
YMMV Your mileage may vary
YMW You’re Most Welcome
YNK You Never Know
YNW You’re Not Welcome
YNWA You’ll Never Walk Alone
YOLF You Only Live Forever
YOLO You Only Live Once
YOMB You Owe Me Big
YOYO You’re On Your Own
YP Your Problem Yes, Please
YQW You’re Quite Welcome
YRG You Are Good!
YRMV Your Results May Vary
YRO Your Rights Online
YRU Why Are You…?
YRYOCC You’re running your own cuckoo clock
YSC Your So Cute
YSI You Stupid Idiot
YSK You Should Know
YSMTU You So Made That Up
YSS You Suck Severely
YSVW You’re So Very Welcome
YSYD Yeah sure you do
YSYL You Snooze, You Loose
YT? You Think ?
YTB You’re the best
YTG You’re the greatest
YTM You’re The Man
YTML You’ll Thank Me Later
YTMND You’re The Man Now, Dog (website)
YTO You’re The One
YTTL You take too long
YTTM You Talk Too Much You Talking To Me?
YUM tastes good
YVW You’re Very Welcome
YW You're Welcome
YWHNB Yes, we have no bananas
YWHOL Yelling woohoo out loud
YWIMC Your Wish Is My Command
YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some
YWU? Yo Waz Up?
YYSSW Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, whatever
Z% Zoo
ZH Sleeping Hour
ZOMG Oh My God
ZOT Zero tolerance
ZUP What’s up?
ZZZZ Sleeping (or bored)
FR For Real
IYKYK If You Know, You Know
GRWM Get Ready With Me
2. Slang & Internet Expressions
7K Sick
AFAIUI As far as I understand it
AIUI As I Understand it
ASAT As Simple As That
BUBU Slang term for the most beautiful of women
CRA CRA Slang term crazy
CRBT Crying really big tears
DNC Do not compute ( I do not understand)
DSLR Digital Single Lens Reflex (camera)
EST Eastern Standard Time Established
ETF Escape The Fate (band)
GOAT Greatest Of All Time
HSV2 Herpes Simplex Virus 2
IDK I Don't Know
IDU I Don’t Understand
IIUC If I Understand Correctly
IM Instant Message
IMVU Instant Messaging Virtual Universe
ISBN International Standard Book Number
ISDK I Simply Don’t Know
JT (J/T) Just teasing
KIS Keep It Simple
KS Kill Steal
LDA Long Distance Affair
LDR Long Distance Relationship
LMR Last Minute Resistance
LOL Laugh Out Loud
NGL Not Gonna Lie
NH Nice hand (poker slang)
NQT Newly qualified teacher
OMSJ Oh My Sweet Jesus!
ONS One Night Stand
PA Personal Assistant
PSOS Parent standing over shoulder
PSR Pretty Standard, Really
RA Resident Advisor Resident Assistant
RGR Roger (I agree, I understand)
RS Runescape
RVB Red Versus Blue (popular web-series)
RVR Realm Versus Realm ( )
SATS Standard Attainment Tests
SBIA Standing back in amazement
SLR Single Lens Reflex (camera)
SMOP Simple Matter O fucking
SOMY Sick of me yet?
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
SRO Standing Room Only
TBH To Be Honest
TEA gossip
TIME Tears In My Eyes
TIR Teacher in room
TOFT Take One For the Team
TOFTT Take One For The Team
TOJ Tears of joy
TYJ Thank You Jesus
TYLJ Thank You Lord Jesus
VIBE Atmosphere, ambience
VS Versus, against
WJD What Jesus Did
WWJD What Would Jesus Do?
WYD What You Doing?
YDU You Don’t Understand
YIU Yes, I understand
SUS Suspicious
3. Workplace & Professional Acronyms
ACME A Company that Makes Everything
AGM Annual General Meeting
AMC American Motors Corportation
ANZAC Australian and New Zealand Army Corps
AOB Any Other Business
ASAP As Soon As Possible
B2B Business-to-business
B2C Business-to-consumer
B9 Boss is watching
BAU Business as usual
BIB Boss is back
BIO Bathroom break
BTW By The Way
CMGR Community manager
CO Commanding Officer
COB Close of business
CTR Click-through rate
DBAU Doing business as usual
E123 Easy as one, two, three
EOB End Of Business
EOBD End of Business Day
EOD End Of Day
EOW End Of Watch
FYI For Your Information
HBO Home Box Office
HO Hold On Head Office
HR Human Resources
HRC Human Rights Campaign
HRH His/Her Royal Highness
HRU How are you?
HT or H/T Hat Tip or Heard Through
HVH Heroic Violet Hold
IBM International Business Machines
IMO In My Opinion
ITT In This Thread
JC Jesus Christ Just Curious Just Chilling
JHC Jesus H Christ
JROTC Junior Reserve O fucking Corps
KICKS Shoes Thrills
KPI Key Performance Indicator
LEO Law Enforcement Officer
MC Master of Ceremonies
MEH shrugging shoulders
MHR Many Happy Returns
MYB Mind Your Business
MYO Mind your own (business)
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
MYODB Mind Your Own Damn Business
NBC National Broadcasting Company
NCO Non-Commissioned Officer
NMY Nice Meeting You
NOMB None Of My Business
NOTB None Of Their Business
NOYB None Of Your Business
NOYDB None Of Your Damn Business
NYB Not Your Business
NYOB Not Your Own Business
OCT On Company Time
OMJC Oh My Jesus Christ
OOF Out Of Office
OOO Out of office
OOTO Out Of The Office
OPB Other People’s Business
PHB Pointy-Haired Boss (from Dilbert)
PLC Public Limited Company
ROI Return on Investment
ROTC Reserve O fucking Corps
RTFT Read The fucking Thread
SDRAM Synchronous Dynamic Random Access Memory
TBT Throwback Thursday
TCB Taking Care of Business
TCOB Taking Care of Buisness
TDG Too Damn Good Three Days Grace (band)
TFH Thread From Hell
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TTIUWP This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures
TTIWWP This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures
UTP Up-Town Projects
WTHRU Who The Hell Are You?
WTW Walk Through Walls (gaming) Walk this Way
YAM Yet Another Meeting
YBIC Your brother in Christ
YCDBWYCID You can’t do business when your computer is down
YMCA Young Mens Christian Association
YSIC Your sister in Christ
YWCA Young Women’s Christian Association
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